We´ve got mail!

En magisk dag i vår bloggs historia har infunnit sig- Ribban Crew har fått sitt första mail!!! Det här är större än skivat bröd. Oh happy day! Vi är dock båda väldigt besvikna på att mailet handlade om svaga ribbor (något som vi absolut inte står för).

Vi har självklart svarat

Datum: Fri, 26 May 2006 13:25:15 +0800
Från: "Twila"
Till: ribbancrew@yahoo.se

Ämne:
Our store is your cureall

Are you feeling shy over your inability to get muchmore than a semi-hard-on in the sack??Do you feel depressed because of your ED problem???Now here's the perfect solution for you - Viagra.It is truly a "Wonder Drug of the 90s."
You'll get the best erection you can remember in many years for sure. :)


Vårt svar:

Dear Twila

Thank you for your e-mail. We at Ribban Crew would like to thank you for being the first person to mail us ever. However, we strongly disagree with your idea about semi-hard-ons. The word "hard-on" is vulgar, we prefer the more subtle "ribba". Fact is, we love the word "ribba" so much that we have created an entire website about it. In the future you and your miracle drug company perhaps are interested in collaborating with us in developing the perfect "ribba"?

We att Ribban Crew always walk around with a "semi-ribba" and do not experience this only in bed. For instance earlier today I was walking past the copying machine at work, that gave me a "semi-ribba". Later on I was talking about an important memo with my boss, that gave me a semi-ribba as well. However, we save our real "ribba" for bicycling to the nude bath in Malmö aptly called "Ribban". We are certain that our great experience when it comes to "ribban" can help you develop your company in many ways.

However, we do not understand what the famous "Viagra falls" has to do with ribbor! We thought it was just a beautiful waterfall where crazy people jump out in small wooden barrels and often die from their own stupidity. Please explain this to us since we have a great interest in all things that are even closely related to "ribbor".

Yours truly
Ribban Crew

Ribban Crew- We know all about "ribbor"